How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.