How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hella