How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.