Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Throw in your laundry.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Stew!
Add your laundry.
A self-cleaning coven.
H2OOOHHHGG
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A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
A vegetable soup
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If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
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It gets wet.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
Stew.
