Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Throw in your laundry.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Stew!
Add your laundry.
A self-cleaning coven.
H2OOOHHHGG
soup
A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.
A vegetable soup
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They send them through the Wash.
A cuss-todian!
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
It was a clear day
Because you know he's guilty
A pastafarian
The spaghetto.
I don't know but they cantaloupe.
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
The Laundry
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
