Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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What do you call someone who can't dance?

A white guy.

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"