What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.