What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you call a one-night stand?

A humpty-dumpty!

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What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.