What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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A transition metal.

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."