What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.