What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

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Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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He nuts and bolts.

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He falls off

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts