What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun