What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!