Wham, bam, thank you fam"
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20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
He had been illumi-naughty
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
You jump from the 1st one.
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "
He nuts and bolts
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
He falls off
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
