Bam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

Cane Jokes More Cane Jokes

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

20th Jokes More 20th Jokes

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts