How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

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What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

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What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*