Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

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What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

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Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball