Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

What hurts really bad?

Frequency!

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What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.