Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

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Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

No idea :)

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball