Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Why should you leery of stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently