What could go wrong " My son apparently
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Easy. More traffic is going to hell.
No Stairway.
Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.
