What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?

They won't talk no matter how you grill them!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!