What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What do you call a walking talking rat?

Keemstar

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

How do you call blue cow?

Freak..