What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.