What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.