What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.