Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

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What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea