What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

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Why was the lesbian nervous about her first trip to China?

All the dongs.

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Scissor me timbers!

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.