What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What's your view on lesbians?

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!