What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

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Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!