Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
45 minutes.
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
He was trying to bust a move
IUD
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
Sir!
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL
He just wanted the inside scoop.
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
There's a little nip in the air.