What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.