What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving