Boil the hell out of it.
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Coffee Mug
A leperd
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Because they're not real.
You will be mist.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!
Log jam.
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because he mist it.
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Sir!
Hot Cross Bunnies!
A laughing stock.
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.
Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Hard boiled rain !
A: Hard-boiled rain.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Do you get a laughing stock?
You boil the hell out of it
Because nothing gets under their skin.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Lack-toes intolerant
His lucky people's foot!
Just before someone screams.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
A condom.
Answer: The Pope!
We sleep better when the room is moving
Okay men, get on the ship."
A copy cat.
It Meyowls
Egg noggin.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
