Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.