Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.