Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...