Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot