What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Secret Society Jokes More Secret Society Jokes

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty