What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie