An Illumi-neti pot
Put-in. (In a Russian accent)
A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.
They like to stay low-key.
You use tulips.
Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland
A penny.
The Illuminaughty.
I-loom-'n'-I-tie