What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What is the name of the secret society of weavers?

I-loom-'n'-I-tie

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.