What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.