Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)