Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
They can't afford to pay respects.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
A: Change.
He was on the rocks.
Cause its feet smell.
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
Because he never left the pub.
They came in like a wrecking ball.