Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

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What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!