Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you pay a bartender?

With bar tender.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!