Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats?

One.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.