Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut