What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.