What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother