What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Why did the easter egg hide?

A: Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.