What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.