What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.