Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize