Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.