What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

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Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?

A double!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home