What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.