What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.