What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.