Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.