Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.