Two, and often from the same person.
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On crotches...
Kelp!
Because he's shellfish!
Pubic transportation
Because he was shellfish.
At the crust station.
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
A crustacean :D :D
I don't lobsters!
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
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They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Swab the deck!
Because he ate too many crabs!
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
King's Cross Station :)
They are shellfish.
A crustacean.
On crotches.
Because they are shellfish
Because the SeaWeed..
Because they were both too Shellfish.
A pinch hitter.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
Crabs on your organ
He was a little shellfish.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Because they’re shellfish.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
You would to if you had such a long walk home.
He wanted their soles.
Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...
Definitely not poison. Have another slice!
on his shellphone
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
He found a chink in it.
They do not sew
Shellfish.
A crab apple !
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.
Uluruakbar
He was a master of blocking attacks.
