Two, and often from the same person.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
On crotches...
Kelp!
Because he's shellfish!
Pubic transportation
Because he was shellfish.
At the crust station.
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
A crustacean :D :D
I don't lobsters!
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Swab the deck!
Because he ate too many crabs!
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
King's Cross Station :)
They are shellfish.
A crustacean.
On crotches.
Because they are shellfish
Because the SeaWeed..
Because they were both too Shellfish.
A pinch hitter.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
Crabs on your organ
He was a little shellfish.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Because they’re shellfish.
Because he was a little shellfish.
Go for the juggler.
They get bee'd up
Because it's always in bed.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
He was a little shellfish
Because he is a little shellfish.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P
1961
All the pairs of floating eyes
He held up a pair of pants!
Little Caesars
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!