Two, and often from the same person.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
On crotches...
Kelp!
Because he's shellfish!
Pubic transportation
Because he was shellfish.
At the crust station.
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
A crustacean :D :D
I don't lobsters!
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
They were both two shellfish
Finding crabs on your organ.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Having crabs on yer organ!
Crabs on your organ.
Swab the deck!
Because he ate too many crabs!
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
King's Cross Station :)
They are shellfish.
A crustacean.
On crotches.
Because they are shellfish
Because the SeaWeed..
Because they were both too Shellfish.
A pinch hitter.
You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom
Crabs on your organ
He was a little shellfish.
You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Because they’re shellfish.
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
The Captain's Log.
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
Special K
Vodka does not freeze
A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter
Doc: Suture self.
ChinkedIn.
Bell-bottoms!
Shoe.
Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
