Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.