Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.