Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

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What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.