Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

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How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!