Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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You've had whey too much!

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You should know more than your dog.

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Apparently, not here

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been wondering for years

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Mount Cleverest

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Because they're all out of cervix

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He got too attached to his work.

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They kick a Can

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They all have chinks in their armor.

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A drizzly bear, of course

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Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Why can't chinese people have phone directories?

There are too many wongs and wings and someone could wing the wong number.

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)