On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.
Follow the slime trail.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.
Because they are never well done.
He was expecting showers.
The aftermath
An hour later you're hungry for power.
Phil Ming
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
An elefanatic, of course.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.