Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection?

Uncultured swine.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.