Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.