Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!