Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.