Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.