Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster