Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine