What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

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What was the internet speed in Canada in the 1990's?

56eh.

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

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What do you call pasta from the hood?

Spaghetto

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!