What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!