Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons

What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

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Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.