Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"