Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to ... this now makes sense...)

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!