Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"