Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why don't you see any slow black people?

They're all in jail.

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.