Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

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Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle