Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

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He Jar Jar Blinked.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle