Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

Why did the staff party go to jail?

Because they were in treble.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.