Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

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What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!