Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

S Jokes More S Jokes

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.