Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

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Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.