Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)