What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What did the shoemaker say about actor Christopher's custom-made footwear?

These Boots Are Made For Walken.....