What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.