Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Angela Merkel.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.