What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.