How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What was the #1 summer blockbuster, according to Cat Fancy magazine?

Mad Manx: Furry Road

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river