How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.