What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.