What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges