What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.