What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication