What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic